Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Ode to Dr Seuss Month!

I'm your doctor and I say
You must vaccinate today!

I do not want to use a vax,
I do not after learning facts.

Will you get them when he's born?
If not, you must sign this form!

Your kid will make the others sick,
You must vaccinate him quick!

Would you, could you for the others?
Would you, could you for their mothers?

I would not, could not for the others,
I would not, could not for their mothers.

He will not make the others sick,
That's just a dirty doctors' trick!

I do not want them when he's born,
Yes, I'll sign your stupid form.

Will you get them at six months?
Will you get them all at once?

Maybe you could space them out,
You could space them if there's doubt!

I do not want them at six months,
I do not want them all at once.

I do not want to space them out,
I do not want to, there's no doubt.

I do not want the stuff inside,
Aluminum, formaldehyde.

Mercury and antifreeze.
I do not want them, stop it, please!

Will you get them when he's small?
Will you get them when he's tall?

Will you get them before school?
You must! You must! That's the rule!

I do not want them when he's small,
I do not want them when he's tall.

I DO NOT WANT VACCINES AT ALL!

He will not need them before school,
He does not need them, I'm no fool!

This does not make me a bad mom,
Please don't ask me to be calm.

You may not tell the other nurse,
HIPPA keeps your lips locked and terse.

No need to lecture, mock, or shout,
I've done my research, hear me out!

Your kid will die from some disease!
You must get them, get them please!

My child is healthy, naturally.
He is healthy, leave him be!

I don't know where you get your facts,
The CDC? A bunch of hacks!

I do not want the shots, I say
I do not want them, GO AWAY!

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