Friday, May 28, 2010

Why is It That.....?

the only time you have to sneeze is when you are rocking your baby and she has just fallen asleep?

the phone only rings when your hands are covered in raw dough?

the doorbell rings at the exact moment you take a potty break?

when you do take your potty break you realize the toilet paper is out...and none in the cabinet and no one is home to bring you more?

when your are looking for a dress at the store you can't find one, but when you don't need a new dress you see tons in the store?

the garbage men or mowing service for the lot behind you comes at the exact moment you put your child down for a nap?

you've been thinking of that last piece of cake all day....and you find your husband licking the crumbs off his fingers from said slice?

you go to the grocery store for the main ingredient in your recipe...only to come home and realize that is the one thing you forgot on your list?

you plan your first date w/your husband in almost a year after the baby is born and one of the kids gets a tummy bug the day of.

you wear white pants for the first time in years only to sit in something ..thus making you realize why you quit wearing white.

On another note...
Got Mini Mini Me a water table since she's obsessed w/water time. Needless to say...maybe we should have gotten her a mini pool instead of a water table? Hmmmm

Pool opens this weekend! Guess where we'll be?

Ps I made marshmallow fondant! I'll post a HOW TO w/photos soon!

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Aly @ Analyze This said...

Aww!! I can relate to you on a lot of these things!! Cute list! I always hate the one about the dresses!

And look @ Lils...she needs a pool! That scares me looking at that picture!

Danielle said...

LOL. I loved all of those. I can TOTALLY relate with the bathroom trips, *sigh*

We were thinking about getting a water table as well, but I feel Lauryn would be doing the same thing trying to get in.

Cute pic.


Kristen said...

I can totally relate to many of those.

Little Miss totally needs a pool :-)

Britt said...

Where did you get that water table?!?!?! I NEED ONE!!! :)

Stephanie Hartman said...

Oh my goodness this post was so cute and look at her I think she really wants a pool haha....

Annie said...

you crack me up!!
lil is way too cute!! great picture!!

enjoy your weekend at the pool!!

Hannah said...

That is so right! Life has a unique sense of humor, that's for sure!

Your blog is great...come stop by mine sometime! (

Neely said...

The toilet paper thing happened to me yesterday! Ugh....of course whenever it happens to Chad im home. And seriously dress shopping when you need something is the worst!! Have a great holiday weekend and enjoy the pool :)

Kristin said...

How about the ice cream man? He always drives past our house just as the dude has fallen asleep!

Much More Than Mommy said...

Oh yeah! She needs a pool! :-D If you find ANY answers to ANY of those questions, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! :-D

Anonymous said...

The answer: Murphey's Law :) Or the fall of man, depending on how deep into this ya wanna delve! LOL!

carissa @ lowercase letters said...

umm, such good questions. seriously, why?!?! i can relate all to well to all of them!!!

jen said...

All these questions have happened to me at least once. Sneezing with a sleeping baby, or a kid yelling downstairs "MOMMMMMM!" same effect.
I've made pizza dough lots of times in my past life--when I had like four kids. But since the explosion I've been lazy. I've made it twice in the last month, and both times you'd think my 5-year-old had eaten pizza for the first time.
Thanks for inspiring me to try it again. It's really not as bad as I remember!

Stef said...

Ahhh, love it! Someone else who feel the pains of why is it!!
I hate getting to the bathroom without tp because I am usually the one to the rescue and I ask why they didn't check before they sat down...Sigh!
Great laugh.
(I meant to tell you that your comment about a month ago about the "sliding into first and you feel a little burst..." My family busted up for days...THE BEST comment ever!!)

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