Here's the latest...
Lily: "Mom I know why the baby isn't coming out yet!"
Me: "You do? Wow...tell me ...."
Lily: "Because there isn't a hole for him to come out"
(ohhhhhh Lily my dear if only you knew hahahahahaha)
Lily "I'm going to marry a boy named Gavin and he draws houses....and I'm gonna be a Mommy just like you with big boobs too"
Me: "Hi Sweetie Pie...what do you want for breakfast?"
Lily: "Don't call me Sweetie Pie...I'm more of a Cherry Pie"
Lily: "Reid looks like Trouble. You better do something about that before the baby comes"
Me: "Lily you need to come pick up all your dolls before you start playing with something else"
Lily: "I can't Mommy....They are busy at a very important party"
(uhhh nice try.....she developed laziness like her siblings)
Me: "Lily want do want to do today?"
Me: "You're gonna do Hate? Why are you going to do that?"
Lily: "Because I'm always Good...I want to be different today"
And for good measure....
Trouble likes to suck the ketchup containers dry.....Pucker up....Wanna a kiss?